Narrated at a speed so fast that it makes cheap television voiceovers look positivity walker in comparison, an amphetamine-fuelled picture has gone up showing off the delights of the new LG G-Slate android tablet.

As the narrator heads dangerously close to hyper-ventilating, the joys of the 3D stereoscopic video recording equipment are explained, accompanied by the briefest of glance of his 3D-ified smile chum.

Facts are spewed out like a Gatling gun dispensing stat bullets, with a pair of dismembered hands pointing out the various port and sockets.

The device looks deliciously thin throughout the Warp factor Ten presentation, and we rather liked the natty little tablet holder too.

The multi touch seemed pretty smooth to our eyes, and we’re rather keen to get our hands on this Honeycomb-powered tablet as it’s certainly one of the better unity recently announced.

It’s been billed as being available on the US T-Mobile web in “the spring,” although we’ve no idea if or when us Brits will be getting a go.

Update: unfortunately, the picture has been removed, so here’s a more stately promo video:

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